Wanted: Bernard's watch...

So, I'm sure like many of my fellow "PGCE-ers" I will be spending my holidays something like this:

• Sorting out my PS/CS/school files
• Applying for a thousand jobs I'm not going to get
• Writing PS2
• Writing even more lesson plans
• Not having a lie in
• Working

Yes, we do get an extra week off, which is lovely. But my concern is that there's not going to be enough time to get everything done that we need to! Anyone got a Bernard's watch they can lend me for such an occasion...?